Category Archive

The following is a list of all entries from the babble category.

Rant

I find it absolutely infuriating when my quality of work has to suffer because of your ego. But I’m sick to my stomach that the users have to pay the price.


Crunchy Buttered Squares of Love

Most of us have used random nouns as terms of endearment, (honey, peanut, cupcake). It seems like a common human trait to label the ones we love with various words that aren’t necessarily descriptive or meaningful.
Take pumpkin. It’s a large rounded food in the squash family that tends to be a rather lovely shade of [...]


Smoked sausage

As the alarm screeches and my extremities freeze from the fans trying to propel smoke through the wide open doors and windows I’m realizing…  I don’t have a clue how to cook sausage.
Blame my vegetarian upbringing.


Chicken Speed

Today on A Prarie Home Companion re-broadcast I heard Molly Ivins tell a story about Austin Texas in the 60’s that ended with a chicken on speed. I can’t tell you how much that meant to me but I would like you to imagine a chicken on speed and tell me you don’t get tingly [...]


Not quite the comeback it might seem

It’s been almost a year since I updated this site. I still don’t have content but if it makes you feel better I feel pretty bad about it. In fact I’m only here because the guilt has started to reach uncomfortable levels (not because I have anything in particular to say). So what have [...]