Confessions of a Daddy’s girl

Filed in General, 9/22/2005, September 22 2005 | 1:00 am by Sunshine Lewis , ,

When I was younger I heard that phrase a lot. It was delivered scathingly whenever I mentioned that we weren’t allowed to do whatever it was we were planning to do. It was the standard challenge whenever I refused to take sides in the frequent trivial arguments. It was the ultimate accusation of betrayal.
Perhaps [...]

Mmm, Canned Meat

Filed in General, 9/21/2005, September 21 2005 | 10:14 am by Sunshine Lewis ,

Today I visited my wordpress dashboard (for the first time in many days) to discover that there were 74 comments in moderation. For the briefest of nano-seconds I thought that 74 real live human beings had actually commented on my site, perhaps on my thought provoking entry about… my niece. Then I enjoyed a rollicking [...]

Angry situation

Filed in life, 9/1/2005, September 1 2005 | 10:56 pm by Sunshine Lewis

I am very, very angry. If I were less of a geek and if my poetry didn’t suck lima beans I would write a poem expressing my anger. Since I’m not and it does here’s my version.

if isAngry(sunshine) AND reason == ‘helpless’ {
if isAble(’sunshine’)
donate(’time’);
anger–;
if notBroke(’sunshine’)
donate(’money’);
if isConnected(’sunshine’)
spreadWord(’solicit’, ‘all’);
anger–;
if(anger > normal)
explode(’sunshine’);
throwSomething(’sunshine’, ‘tv’, ‘offBalcony’);
beatSomething(’sunshine’, ‘anything’, ‘bloodypulp’);
}

Now I [...]